Kennedy Uglacy Ch 1.2: Ugly Babies?
Welcome back! We last left our lovely Kennedy couple having just found out they're expecting!
Mila gets started on practicing cooking for her career.
Her youngest son, Lucas, comes to visit!
Mila - "Yes you did, honey. That's the whole point of the challenge. My kids weren't ugly enough so I started over. Look at his face. He's downright cute."
Mila - "You do get what we're doing here, right?"
Mila - " I'm ugly, you're pretty. We have ugly kids. They marry uglos and have uglier kids. so on and so on...?"
Kenneth - "HAH! You're ugly I'm pretty! FACE!!"
Kenneth - "I mean she walked right into that one, huh, kid?"
This is the pretty face of a proud Locker Room Attendant who makes $20 an hour! Hooray promotions!
And this is the pretty face of pre-parental panic. That's right, Mila is in labor!
It's a girl! Welcome Liz Kennedy, named after 30Rock's Liz Lemon.
I think she's going to be a Daddy's Girl.
Mila got promoted to to Mixologist and now makes $35/hr
Kenneth - "Workin on charisma. Gonna get more promotions." *wink*
She definitely resembles Mila, so hopefully those features exaggerate as she gets older.
Mila got promoted too - Line Cook, $43/hr
With the desire to have another baby rising, the tiny apartment is already too small!
The Kennedy's packed up and moved across town to the Arts district to a place that is admittedly way too big. Plenty of space to grow into, I guess!
Time to get started on baby #2!
Mila - "Uggo number 2 is on the way, sweetie! I'm pregnant!"
Kenneth - "WHYYYYY do you keep calling our kids ugly?"
Kenneth - "Have you seen me? I'm gorgeous. It's literally impossible for me to have ugly kids."
Mila - "I was just sayi-- it's not worth the argument. They'll be gorgeous sweetie."
The saddest story ever told.
Kenneth got promoted to Dance Team Captain! $42 an hour heck yeah
Mila maxed out gourmet cooking!
Go time!
Howl at the moon, Mila. When Kenneth's sleeping, he cannot hear you scream.
Welcome baby Jack! He's named after Jack Donaghy.
Kenneth - "Yeah! High five little dude!"
Kenneth also got another promotion! Welcome to the Minor League. $56/hr
And Mila also got promoted! She's the Head Caterer and brings home $52 an hour
Mila maxed out cooking on the classic sims Grilled Cheese! I'm so proud.
It's Liz's birthday! Please get uglier!
Damn. Well, Jack's birthday is coming up too, let's see if there's any hope for this challenge at all.
Liz rolled the Evil trait and the Art Prodigy aspiration.
Thats all for now. Thanks for reading!
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